i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
sex in a hospital.. check
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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