Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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