I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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