You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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