did you get engaged???
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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