It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I seem to have left my pride at pride
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And then my night got REAL pukey
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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