4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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