lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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