He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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