I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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