shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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