I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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