We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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