i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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