Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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