Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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