No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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