guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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