Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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