Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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