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I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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