dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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