Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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