I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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