just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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