The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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