I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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