My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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