i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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