Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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