hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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