guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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