1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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