So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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