She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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