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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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