Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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