What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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