I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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