Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
