This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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