dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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