Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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