Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
operation harelip BJ is a go
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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