I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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