The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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