North Korea, Best Korea!
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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