THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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