I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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