all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
