Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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