Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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